Right.. this post is gonna be short, but funny :D... I've found alot of stupid videos, galleries and stuff since last time I posted, and I actually made my own video as well. It's a bit long, but the music is sweet :P...
Here's some :)
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/DO_NOT_WANT
He doent' want plx liev aloen ffs!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/One_does_not_simply_X_into_Mordor
One does not simply zerg into Mordor ffs!
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Here's my über retarded PvP movie :D.. enjoy!
"OVER NINE THOUUUUUSAAAAAAND!!!!" *crush remote-thingy*
This is so typical Anime :D!! Haha, I laughed so hard I cried :D... enjoy!
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Joe Esposito is a sick sick man...
After a weekend of hardcore partying, nothing is worse than waking up at six O'clock and having to actually get up and get started. You're sitting there in your robe, you've got your coffee with extra sugar to get the "slap-me-in-the-face" effect you need these rough mornings. You think "first thing's first" and fire up winamp and which song starts playing if not "You're the best", the theme song from "Karate Kid 1". Suddenly a warm feeling of comfort and inspiration grows inside of you. It's called the Esposito-syndrome.
It's like he's singin' right to me. Said to be the best music/video combo 3 minutes in history of mankind. The montage of hell. For those who wants a renaissance:
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Ps: hehe.. inspiring guitar solo.. hehe.. lol
Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed
Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own
*******INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO*******
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own
Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down
You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
repeat to fade, occasional background shouts of “Oh Ye-eah!”
It's like he's singin' right to me. Said to be the best music/video combo 3 minutes in history of mankind. The montage of hell. For those who wants a renaissance:
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Ps: hehe.. inspiring guitar solo.. hehe.. lol
Friday, February 2, 2007
23 (or how to spend ~800 SEK)
February 3rd, 02:00
Finally, the day has arrived. I'm 23 years old. Officially old. Yay.
I've been 23 for almost exactly 2 hours. So far so good.
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12:00
Ate the rest of my pizza. We watched a truly great but oh so sleazy semi-pornographic movie from 1970-something, entitled "The erotic adventures of Zorro" the day before, and had a pizza with that. Awsome. That Zorro figure sure knows how to deliver it to the ladies, and also to his enemies. Recommended.
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14:00
We leave for the big town Skövde, off to buy alcoholic beverage and ehm... candy :P. The plan is to bake a cake out of Vodka and gelatineous candy. "Jello-shot-cake" from hell.
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16:00
The first tequila slides down the hatch and the war is on. It's time for inevadability to work it's magic. We've started working on the jello cake thingy, and nobody really knows what we're doing. Which shows.
Going crazy with the vodka and them red jelly race cars.
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17:00
Time for Maggie to get his hair shaved :D. He actually had good faith in me and didn't hesitate a second, and it made me all warm inside. He also told me that I was a natural, and that I should consider becoming a barber. That made me want to hurt him.
He looks so much happier now :D
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18:00
The jelly was a sucess. Strong as hell. Very jelly-ish aswell :)....
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18:00 - 19:00
I think it was about this time we left for Plutonen and the party. Ehm. To be honest, the rest is kind of a blur.
I remember getting a pack of chips. OLW of course. Sourcream and onion. Mmm, my favorite. :P.. Love you Dawg. And I also got a breast shaped stress-ball which looks and feels fairly natural, at least when you're drunk. Thank you Hannah :P.. I will treat it like it was yours.
I learned many new techniques on how to stimulate a womans breast. The best technique was contributed by Dawg (mr-afk.blogspot.com). He knows how to fondle a breast in a correct manner. It was later confirmed by a woman.
Hannah knows what I need :)
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February 4th, 05:20
Linus calls me on his cellphone. I'm on my way home, and so is he. Nothing much is said, but this is kind of the only land mark I have since 19:00. Needless to say I got too drunk.
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14:00
I feel dead, except for the pain.
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15:00
I manage to drink a glass of water, a glass of juice, and a small glass of Coce. I head right back to bed. I feel like I'm about too throw up.
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16:00
I feel better. Me, Leo and Linus plays "Super Monkey Ball", still lying on the couch.
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18:28
Train home to Göteborg. Thank you Skövde. You almost got me this time, but I leave victorious and still alive. Thank you everybody for a great birthday :)... Hope you had as much fun as I did
The fellowship of the train..
Finally, the day has arrived. I'm 23 years old. Officially old. Yay.
I've been 23 for almost exactly 2 hours. So far so good.
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12:00
Ate the rest of my pizza. We watched a truly great but oh so sleazy semi-pornographic movie from 1970-something, entitled "The erotic adventures of Zorro" the day before, and had a pizza with that. Awsome. That Zorro figure sure knows how to deliver it to the ladies, and also to his enemies. Recommended.
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14:00
We leave for the big town Skövde, off to buy alcoholic beverage and ehm... candy :P. The plan is to bake a cake out of Vodka and gelatineous candy. "Jello-shot-cake" from hell.
---------------------------------------------
16:00
The first tequila slides down the hatch and the war is on. It's time for inevadability to work it's magic. We've started working on the jello cake thingy, and nobody really knows what we're doing. Which shows.
Going crazy with the vodka and them red jelly race cars.
----------------------------------------------
17:00
Time for Maggie to get his hair shaved :D. He actually had good faith in me and didn't hesitate a second, and it made me all warm inside. He also told me that I was a natural, and that I should consider becoming a barber. That made me want to hurt him.
He looks so much happier now :D
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18:00
The jelly was a sucess. Strong as hell. Very jelly-ish aswell :)....
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18:00 - 19:00
I think it was about this time we left for Plutonen and the party. Ehm. To be honest, the rest is kind of a blur.
I remember getting a pack of chips. OLW of course. Sourcream and onion. Mmm, my favorite. :P.. Love you Dawg. And I also got a breast shaped stress-ball which looks and feels fairly natural, at least when you're drunk. Thank you Hannah :P.. I will treat it like it was yours.
I learned many new techniques on how to stimulate a womans breast. The best technique was contributed by Dawg (mr-afk.blogspot.com). He knows how to fondle a breast in a correct manner. It was later confirmed by a woman.
Hannah knows what I need :)
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February 4th, 05:20
Linus calls me on his cellphone. I'm on my way home, and so is he. Nothing much is said, but this is kind of the only land mark I have since 19:00. Needless to say I got too drunk.
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14:00
I feel dead, except for the pain.
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15:00
I manage to drink a glass of water, a glass of juice, and a small glass of Coce. I head right back to bed. I feel like I'm about too throw up.
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16:00
I feel better. Me, Leo and Linus plays "Super Monkey Ball", still lying on the couch.
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18:28
Train home to Göteborg. Thank you Skövde. You almost got me this time, but I leave victorious and still alive. Thank you everybody for a great birthday :)... Hope you had as much fun as I did
The fellowship of the train..
Bowel control vs. Kama sutra for gay ppl
Dear Diary..
Mood: Apathetic
"The world is a dark and cold abyss with walls closing in on me, gripping me tighter. Tighter than my sister jeans, which look great on me by the way. I don't know diary, sometimes it feels like you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend."
It ain't all that bad :). Was a while since I last posted, and here's why. I've been completely and utterly... umh.. I couldn't be arsed. Really. Plus I've been away on trip to Boxholm. Met my "collegues" and the CEO, stuff like that. I took a bus to Mjölby, and a train from there to the city of nowhere. I can tell you all that this talk about me being nervous and having low self esteem and all.. it ain't me bs-ing :D.. it's there for real. And for all the faint of heart and.. easily grossed.. you can skip this next part;
I couldn't get.. you know.. I didn't go #2 for a whole bloody week, cause my whole system shut down I was so nervous. My nose also started bleeding on the bus on the way up. I was a mess. And as soon as I came back I crapped a weeks load of turds. And did they ever want out. I swear I could hear them yelling; "ME FIRST.. ME FIRST!". So... there you have it. All the action a man could ever want, right here in my bowel region. Disgusting. When I got home I slept 16 hours straight.
Tomorrow I'll be 23. Yay? I don't know.... maybe? I've done more than most 22 y/o, but at 23 you can't act immature and blame it on your age. I guess you really can't at 22 neither :P.. but heeey... whaddaya know :)
Last night I dreamed I was on a date with a porn star. We had dinner at my old school. School lunch, that is. Pretty weird. And no hanky panky, so don't get any ideas. I'm a respectable young man. Not that I wouldn't hit it tho. Ooooh...
I shud also tell you about my social experiment I had planned for this weekend. It was to have some sort of gay porn binge with my friends, to find out different kind of things. If anyone was gay, or bisexual, and didn't know it, they would soon find out. And of course, everyone else would also know :). But also, why do hetrosexual ppl find homosexual sex so gross? I personally think it's pretty gross with two guys kissing, I have to admit it to myself and everyone else. But I don't consider myself to be homophobic. It's my problem if I'm grossed out, not theirs. But I enjoy watching two girls kissing, and that is equally gay. And anal-sex. Same thing. The pole goes in the pooper, be it man/man or man/woman. Or woman/woman + strap-on. OR... woman + strapon/man. You get the point :)...
The plan was to get to the bottom of it all by watching and learning. But the rest of the fellowship didn't seem that interested.
Well.. that's all folks....
Ps: Den välkända upplysningsboken med sexuella hemligheter från det eldiga asien, Kama Sutra, finns i versioner för homosexuella. Lite coolt. Jag vet inte varför detta blev på svenska och det andra på engelska, men jaja.
Mood: Apathetic
"The world is a dark and cold abyss with walls closing in on me, gripping me tighter. Tighter than my sister jeans, which look great on me by the way. I don't know diary, sometimes it feels like you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend."
It ain't all that bad :). Was a while since I last posted, and here's why. I've been completely and utterly... umh.. I couldn't be arsed. Really. Plus I've been away on trip to Boxholm. Met my "collegues" and the CEO, stuff like that. I took a bus to Mjölby, and a train from there to the city of nowhere. I can tell you all that this talk about me being nervous and having low self esteem and all.. it ain't me bs-ing :D.. it's there for real. And for all the faint of heart and.. easily grossed.. you can skip this next part;
I couldn't get.. you know.. I didn't go #2 for a whole bloody week, cause my whole system shut down I was so nervous. My nose also started bleeding on the bus on the way up. I was a mess. And as soon as I came back I crapped a weeks load of turds. And did they ever want out. I swear I could hear them yelling; "ME FIRST.. ME FIRST!". So... there you have it. All the action a man could ever want, right here in my bowel region. Disgusting. When I got home I slept 16 hours straight.
Tomorrow I'll be 23. Yay? I don't know.... maybe? I've done more than most 22 y/o, but at 23 you can't act immature and blame it on your age. I guess you really can't at 22 neither :P.. but heeey... whaddaya know :)
Last night I dreamed I was on a date with a porn star. We had dinner at my old school. School lunch, that is. Pretty weird. And no hanky panky, so don't get any ideas. I'm a respectable young man. Not that I wouldn't hit it tho. Ooooh...
I shud also tell you about my social experiment I had planned for this weekend. It was to have some sort of gay porn binge with my friends, to find out different kind of things. If anyone was gay, or bisexual, and didn't know it, they would soon find out. And of course, everyone else would also know :). But also, why do hetrosexual ppl find homosexual sex so gross? I personally think it's pretty gross with two guys kissing, I have to admit it to myself and everyone else. But I don't consider myself to be homophobic. It's my problem if I'm grossed out, not theirs. But I enjoy watching two girls kissing, and that is equally gay. And anal-sex. Same thing. The pole goes in the pooper, be it man/man or man/woman. Or woman/woman + strap-on. OR... woman + strapon/man. You get the point :)...
The plan was to get to the bottom of it all by watching and learning. But the rest of the fellowship didn't seem that interested.
Well.. that's all folks....
Ps: Den välkända upplysningsboken med sexuella hemligheter från det eldiga asien, Kama Sutra, finns i versioner för homosexuella. Lite coolt. Jag vet inte varför detta blev på svenska och det andra på engelska, men jaja.
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