Finally, the day has arrived. I'm 23 years old. Officially old. Yay.
I've been 23 for almost exactly 2 hours. So far so good.
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12:00
Ate the rest of my pizza. We watched a truly great but oh so sleazy semi-pornographic movie from 1970-something, entitled "The erotic adventures of Zorro" the day before, and had a pizza with that. Awsome. That Zorro figure sure knows how to deliver it to the ladies, and also to his enemies. Recommended.
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14:00
We leave for the big town Skövde, off to buy alcoholic beverage and ehm... candy :P. The plan is to bake a cake out of Vodka and gelatineous candy. "Jello-shot-cake" from hell.
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16:00
The first tequila slides down the hatch and the war is on. It's time for inevadability to work it's magic. We've started working on the jello cake thingy, and nobody really knows what we're doing. Which shows.
Going crazy with the vodka and them red jelly race cars.
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17:00
Time for Maggie to get his hair shaved :D. He actually had good faith in me and didn't hesitate a second, and it made me all warm inside. He also told me that I was a natural, and that I should consider becoming a barber. That made me want to hurt him.
He looks so much happier now :D
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18:00
The jelly was a sucess. Strong as hell. Very jelly-ish aswell :)....
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18:00 - 19:00
I think it was about this time we left for Plutonen and the party. Ehm. To be honest, the rest is kind of a blur.
I remember getting a pack of chips. OLW of course. Sourcream and onion. Mmm, my favorite. :P.. Love you Dawg. And I also got a breast shaped stress-ball which looks and feels fairly natural, at least when you're drunk. Thank you Hannah :P.. I will treat it like it was yours.
I learned many new techniques on how to stimulate a womans breast. The best technique was contributed by Dawg (mr-afk.blogspot.com). He knows how to fondle a breast in a correct manner. It was later confirmed by a woman.
Hannah knows what I need :)
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February 4th, 05:20
Linus calls me on his cellphone. I'm on my way home, and so is he. Nothing much is said, but this is kind of the only land mark I have since 19:00. Needless to say I got too drunk.
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14:00
I feel dead, except for the pain.
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15:00
I manage to drink a glass of water, a glass of juice, and a small glass of Coce. I head right back to bed. I feel like I'm about too throw up.
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16:00
I feel better. Me, Leo and Linus plays "Super Monkey Ball", still lying on the couch.
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18:28
Train home to Göteborg. Thank you Skövde. You almost got me this time, but I leave victorious and still alive. Thank you everybody for a great birthday :)... Hope you had as much fun as I did
The fellowship of the train..
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